Thursday, January 3, 2008

Personal Byte .... On Surfing in bed, Douche bags and Typos

This convo tool place between me and my cuz Dandoon two days ago i think ...

Isam says:
dana
Dandoon says:
ahleen
Dandoon says:
whats up
Isam says:
they should find a solution to the computers
Isam says:
they are too uncomfortable
Dandoon says:
hehe...on tooo many levels
Dandoon says:
what is making you uncomfortable
Isam says:
i cant find the right position to surf while in bed
Isam says:
while using a mouse and plugging the laptop in the charger
Dandoon says:
mmm
Dandoon says:
use too many pillows
Dandoon says:
and quit the mouse
Isam says:
i cant quit the mouse
Isam says:
cuz i have to disable the touchpad
Isam says:
speaking of touchpad
Isam says:
what does douchebag mean ?
Dandoon says:
craphead i think
Isam says:
i have been hearing this word a lot recently
Dandoon says:
yea
Isam says:
what is a crap head?
Dandoon says:
we call a prof that
Dandoon says:
shit head
Isam says:
dana use a non slang word
Dandoon says:
his head is probably full of crap, and so is his conversations
Dandoon says:
douche m3naha shit
Isam says:
or tell me who is the biggest douchebag in the world
Isam says:
ahaaaaaaa
Isam says:
i thought it meant shower in french
Isam says:
fa i thought abt it
Isam says:
and said maybe guys who are so gay they take care of their hair
Isam says:
and use bags on their heads to protect it
Isam says:
sth like that
Dandoon says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isam says:
but it didnt make sense
Isam says:
laugh laugh
Isam says:
:(
Dandoon says:
you have to admit it it is funny...literal translation is always funny
Isam says:
yea
Isam says:
is this bloggable ?
Dandoon says:
sure...edit any thing spelled incorrectly ...for the sake of the readers
Isam says:
I DONT CARE
Dandoon says:
wow .. look how much i misspelled in the last sentence. LOL
Isam says:
and u know what ... even if u said itsnot bloggable ... i was gonna
Dandoon says:
3ade i woul have too
Dandoon says:
WOULD HAVE *
Isam says:
lol
Isam says:
well the blogged part ends here ... damn i like having internet in house in bed ... its so awesome



I know it's too lame ... but i'm out of material and i need to get this blog running again ... and i corrected all the typos i really couldn't keep them ... they give a really bad image ... there were more than 110 typos in this conversation ... WA3

9 comments:

Hamza said...

110? MY GOD..you guys better starting speaking in arabic instead

and I totally know about surfing at bed. the hardest part is trying not to have a back ache.

and mabrook on the Hajj. I thought you travelled to Amman and that's why I thought you might have celebrated new year on the plane

Isam said...

Hamza : man it was typos ... ya3ne we would have them in arabic too ... and my problem with the surfing is my knees ... i have to keep them straight ... o allah ybarek feek o 3o2balak ...

7aki Fadi said...

LOL you guys.

People Douche bag does not mean shit head or anything like that.

Check this out, but I warn you, it's gross, LOL.

here:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/douche%20bag

and here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

But now it has become slang. The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

Isam said...

7aki : 7akiiiiii EWW EWW EWW TMI TMI TMI ...

but at least i know EXACTLY what a Douche bag is now ... and what it means in slang ... and also i know that my french is still intact :)

welcome by

Hani Obaid said...

I knew the slang definition of the word, and I always assumed douche meant shower, but until now I didn't know the formal definition. This was educational. Thanks Isam/dandoon/7aki !

Dandoon said...

wow fadaye7 fadaye7

why did we not google it y3nee
lazem 7aki ted7ak 3aleena ya 3esam tsu tsu tsu

Hamza...we can spell, my problem is i never look at the screen when i am typing. NEVER

KJ said...

what's the the vaginas here.. shu el essa... ya m3allem you just came back from 7ajj 3eib 3aleik :P

Isam said...

Hani : welcome to my space man ...

Dana : u know i google everything ... but it just occurred to me when i said touch pad thats all ...

KJ : man i dont have anything to do with this ... 7aki brought the vaginas into the post ;)

7aki Fadi said...

HAHAHAHA you guys crack me up!!!!

And KJ: TOOO funny, that's right he just came from Haj and he's saying douche bag wu ma ba3ref shu.

and Dandoon, I mean I thought you'd know better bieng in Canada and All, HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Man! This is just toooo funny!